So lightening struck our apple tree. Not sure what to do with it now. The deer, however, know exactly what to do. They have been telling all of their other deer friends that there are free apples all over the ground. Last night there were 6 of them. Of course my attack dog is useless and they just stare at him while they gather in my yard. He stays safely by my side on the deck and doesn't even bark at them. Useless. I told him the word is out and all the woodland creatures know he is a mama's boy.
We had a one week break from sports between the end of swim team and the start of football for Jack and fall baseball for Nick. We didn't know what to do with ourselves with all the free time. I'm pretty sure I sat on the deck for a week straight. Now we are back to packed schedules that include nothing related to the parents of course: trying to figure out who has to be on what side of town when, planning the trade offs so we can each try to be at both games for a little bit when they overlap, and announcing every night that tomorrow I'm going to make something for dinner early so it's here and ready when we all get home at 9 p.m. Yeh, that never happens. I totally get why Carol Brady had Alice. I want one. I'm considering telling Erik he can take a second wife. Provided she cooks and cleans. Oh, and sorts the white laundry. I hate white laundry. I bet Alice matched up all the socks perfectly and there was never a random sock without a match.




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