entertaining comments from jack

Jack:  You know, next year in 5th grade they teach us all about how babies are born.

Me:  I know.  Are you looking forward to that?

Jack:  Yes, because mostly I want to find out if my suspicions are correct.

Me:  Well, do you want to talk about it now, with me?

Jack:  No thanks.  I think I would rather be surprised.

What.  Ever.