This is what I told the boys about the new couches. Butts only. No dirty shoes no food no crumbs no liquid and yes ice becomes a liquid so no ice either no slobber no drool no sweat no animals no mammals no amphibians no rocks no cars stuck in the corners no gogurt wrappers no orange fingers from cheetos that daddy sneaks into the house when i'm not looking no jumping feet no head butting cushions no diving off the back and on to eachother no bb gun pellets no nerf missles no fun and they are lucky they even get the whole butt thing. You may come sit your butts on our new couches anytime. Same rules apply. Except wine. Mom can have wine on the new couches.
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