I figure I have 18 years to fully prepare my boys to be high functioning contributing members of society. Our world's future boyfriends, husbands, dads. Everyday I like to do my part to assist in their learnings especially since Erik has tainted them with talk of CYDN and the alleged evils of Pottery Barn.
Mom: Do you like my new make up?
Nick: Are you wearing make up?
Mom: Doesn't it look like I'm wearing make up?
Nick: Do you want it to look like you're wearing make up? I don't know this one. DAAAAAAAAD.........
He claims he knows the ones about jeans and hair:
Does my butt look big in these jeans? No.
How is my new hair cut? Looks great.
He says he didn't know there was one for make up too.
Thankfully I have a few more years with this one.
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