Things I hear while my boys are talking in the car apparently not caring that I can hear them:
1. If everyone just wore rubber gloves all the time no one would ever again get struck by lightening.
2. Your taste buds change every 18 months.
3. Analyzing the word "sash" in relation to a girlie homecoming dress.
4. Analyzing a red versus maroon versus pink sash = entertaining when they are both color blind.
5. Nick on the phone confirming dinner reservations for the dance.
6. Jack counseling Nick on his dance attire and using the word outfit.
7. Discussing football plays and using the words conditioning and lifting.
8. Analyzing whether Jack will be taller than his 5 foot 2 inch tall teacher by Christmas.
9. Analyzing whether Jack will be taller than his 5 foot 5 inch tall sister by Christmas.
10. Analyzing the word date if you are going to the dance with "just a friend."
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